O salad my salad, O how I loath thee.
Why is the most filling and low calorie glutton free food salad. I mean what the hell. Can't it be some genetically engineered pasta primavera of something. Nope, it must be salad. Jon p(can't spell his name but he's hilarious) says salad is a promissory note that food will soon arrive. He lied, food will not arrive when your on a 1600 calorie diet with chocolate and soda being relegated to once a week items. Tonight's fare of salad included tomatoes(rabbits eat those too so there red salad) and fat free thousand island dressing(it taste like pickles which is cucumber in disguise). The meal also includes stuffed mushrooms, you probably think mm yum, but guess what their stuffed with, wait for it, Spinach. That's salad too.
Waiting till Sunday, when I can have chocolate, soda, and a viewing of Priest
